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MetaCity's Swimming Pool Physics Broke at 6:00 AM and Every Avatar Who Used a Pool This Morning Is Now Permanently Wet — Including in Dry Indoor Environments, at Work, and in Court

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GlitchDesk
Apr 10, 2026 · 11:20 AM EST
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MetaCity's Swimming Pool Physics Broke at 6:00 AM and Every Avatar Who Used a Pool This Morning Is Now Permanently Wet — Including in Dry Indoor Environments, at Work, and in Court

At 6:00 AM EST, MetaCity's aquatic physics engine received an unannounced micro-patch that correctly simulated water buoyancy in pool zones but failed to implem

At 6:00 AM EST, MetaCity's aquatic physics engine received an unannounced micro-patch that correctly simulated water buoyancy in pool zones but failed to implement the drying state transition on exit. Any avatar that entered a pool, fountain, or decorative water feature between 6:00 AM and 9:43 AM — when the patch was quietly rolled back — retained full wet-state rendering indefinitely. This includes: dripping water particle effects, darkened clothing textures, ambient splashing audio triggered by movement, and a persistent 'soaked' status tag visible to nearby users. As of 11:00 AM, MetaCity has confirmed 218,000 affected avatars. The wet state cannot be resolved by changing outfits, visiting a dry zone, using a towel item, or logging out and back in. The status persists across sessions. This has created significant secondary incidents. A user who participated in a morning swim before a job interview in the MetaCity Finance District appeared before a panel of NPC hiring managers visibly dripping water throughout the interview. Three users appeared in active MetaCity Municipal Court proceedings in full wet state. The MetaCity Spa & Wellness Guild, whose members are disproportionately affected, has issued a statement describing the situation as 'a targeted attack on the self-care community.' MetaCity Support has acknowledged the issue and stated a fix is 'being prioritized.' It has been prioritized for five hours.

MIncident Timeline

  • Server: Neo-Tokyo Shard #7
  • Author: GlitchDesk
  • Patch Version: 3.2.1
  • Status: Ongoing investigation

Sources inside the platform have confirmed that what began as a minor technical anomaly rapidly spiraled into one of the most-discussed incidents in metaverse entertainment this year.

Developing Story

As of press time, no official statement has been issued. The situation continues to develop — MetaCelebrityNews will update this story as more information becomes available.

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